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I'll be bringing it

sickitten — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:51:00 GMT

...way later tonight. There's really so much I haven't been doing because I need to get shit done today. Such a beautiful day here and I've noticed that not only are the weeds emerging but so is the catnip. My cats are having a party. I've tons of it & of course will gladly mail you the fresh nip and even mini-plants if you so wish. All you've gotta do is ask.

EXCELELLENT FREE GENEALOGY SITE BROUGHT TO US BY MORMONS

sickitten — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:04:00 GMT

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has a genealogical website that is free and is absolutely amazing. Don't ever use pay sites unless absolutely necessary
because your local library usually has it for free and there are just so many other free
references. Sometimes you've just gotta search a little.

The Mormons have this thing that if you convert to their religion that you need to know
who your ancestors are so you can bail them out of hell with this free pass. A lot of the
records are redundant because many different people have updated this site. You can
too with people who have recently passed.

When you first click on, go to the second tab in named "Search Records" right under the
tree logo. Hover over that tab and click the first option, "Advanced Search". To the left of
that field form, you will see "Pedigree Resource File", click it, now enter as much as you
know and sometimes very little info into those fields.

Here's the link of that page we just navigated to

Here's what the pages will look like when you get a hit:

http://individual%20record/

This is the black sheep side to my family. Now all I have to do is click on his parents'
names of Edward Edmund and Cecile and I just keep clicking back to England and Ireland.
Click on his spouse's name, Nathalie and I end up in France centuries ago. This side was
never well documented by our family because they didn't seem to hold the prominence, history and city life of the other folks.

Those Mormons are gonna save 'em all!

There are family crests and all kinds of stuff you can really get a start on some research.
Check out Rootsweb.com it's the free version of Ancestry.com. But the Mormon site is quite good because it links to other free sites.

If you get going on this now, in your free time, I bet you can make up a nice supplemental gift for your mother or grandmother come this Mother's Day.

It's FREE!

p.s.- This will also keep your asses off of the porno and gossip sites. Admit it!

Wait! I've found Full Episodes of Who Do You Think You Are? SJP being mixed
up with witches, what are the odds? You know I was too busy laughing at Jennifer Aniston jokes on Dlisted.com. "Eau Va Rated"...the smell of mediocrity and baby oil. Aah.

GWYNETH'S CHILDREN ATTEND HIGH GATES PRE-PREP

sickitten — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:28:00 GMT

Homely Actress

God, that early 90's hair and the leggings to match

If only she'd go back to school, this uneducated plainster.

Can you imagine the payoff of the shots before this one?

No surprise this one has 'shiteous' hair. Everything about her is SUB-PAR

BRANGELINA, WE'RE ON TO YOU & THE TWINS' BIG HEADS~

sickitten — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:57:00 GMT

Pics from PinkIsTheNewBlog

More hats? So many hats. Hmm.

See the archives but especially this one: http://sickitten.com/2010/02/22/something-is-not-right-with-brangelinas-twins.aspx

Obvious to those who listen to their gut instinct and have a little more educational background going on. It's not hard to see through these celebs when you are an old soul who works P/T for Beelzebub.

THINGS YOU SHOULD ONLY BUY AT THE $ STORE

sickitten — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:50:00 GMT

Screw the supermarkets and other stores when it comes to purchasing these items...

Light bulbs of all sorts

Reuse those X-mas lights

Dishwasher detergent

Cheap back up toilet paper

Back up sleep aids

Pet Urine remover

My Pet's Friend Urine Remover is the best. You'll be able to keep and not hate the pet that is ruining your life. No need for a drop off at the local shelter thanks to this stuff!
Sold at
DollarTree

Laundry bags

Fake Febreze

Kitchen sponges

Bleach toilet bowl drops

All gift wrapping supplies

Pepper mills and spices

An ad from Dollar Tree

The only problem w/this place is you'll want to buy lots of things you don't need.
Please resist, a $ is still a $ and you may need it down the road.

Cars die, pets get sick. You know...

Boy, I can't even find images for some of these products from DollarTree. Who cares?

Saving money is a game, no matter how riche you might be. The old money families are shopping right next to the trash at this joint.

BLAME IT ON THE ALCHYISM AND THE JEWISHY-BALD

sickitten — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:19:00 GMT

Jules Kirby

Caught this from Gawker (cute comments & vid)

A drunky butterface, it seems.

From Zimbio:

According to a weekend article about the show:
She’s the daughter of Manhattan power lawyer Roger Kirby and former French model/ballet dancer Irene Kirby, who is descended from the billionaire banking Dreyfus family (actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a cousin). Jules was arrested last July in the Hamptons after allegedly ripping down a large American flag off a mansion on Main Street.

Go check out Guest Of A Guest

Why it's Gwyneth Paltrow if she remained her natural self

We've all known someone with this "look" and it always ends poorly.

SOMEONE RUSH GWYNETH PALTROW TO THE HOSPITAL!

sickitten — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:15:00 GMT

OMG! She used this little shopping trip to the Miracle Mile as a blog post...

Let me explain where we are coming from. First, see this

http://sickitten.com/2010/03/04/damn-i-could-have-given-gwyneth-a-beat-down-yesterday.aspx

The Americana shopping center is located on Long Island's Gold Coast
in Nassau County North Shore Long Island. It's filthy fucking rich. Filthy!

It was developed for 'rich bitches' so they didn't have to schlepp all the way
into Manhattan's 5th Ave boutiques. I even worked there one holiday season
at the now defunct B.Altman dept. store which took up the west end.

This delusional bitch is aiming you at a store that is way beyond anyone's means.
Being a former jeweler, I know the mark up and you have to place a phone call
to get the price of some jewelry at Hirshleifer's.

She writes...

I just indulged in a teeny bit of spring shopping (ah, the joy that spring could be around the corner!) and I think I may have found the best store EVER...It’s called Hirshleifer’s and it’s in Manhasset, Long Island of all places, and it’s been a Long Island girls’ secret for far too long. The girls at this family owned shop are incredible buyers and stylists — everything from Chanel to Boy, Brunello Cucinelli to Acne. It is so worth a trip out there, I can’t even tell you. If not, you can visit their online shop from wherever you may be. They have an exceptionally good menswear selection too.-

Gwyneth Paltrow, listen to me. You need to start shopping at a place along the same
road of 25A, a little to the east and located in Brookville/Greenvale. That place is known as Long Island University, C.W Post campus. It's a great #'s crunching school (accountant/finance majors). Classes in economics and even equestrian shit. On the
former estate of Marjorie Merriweather Post and it boasts a gorgeous tudor style mansion.

Man, it's true. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

You know her husband despises her

You just know she's getting a cut off of the sales. She doesn't do anything unless there's something in it for her.

NO DICE, JESSICA SIMPSON, AT LEAST NOT WITH THE SEXUALLY GIFTED

sickitten — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:36:00 GMT

Check out this vid from the Letterman show...

Jessica Simpson Going Along With The Lies Aimed At Jennifer Aniston

Jessica Simpson looks great! Now with that out of the way...

Nobody who is sexy themselves will buy she’s good in the sack. You can always tell by someone’s mannerisms. That whole John Meyer interview was aimed at hurting Jennifer Aniston. He singled out Jessica to apply the back handed compliments and she KNOWS IT. Telling you now, if everything about him selling stuff to still be able to screw her was true, he’d never leave her. Neither would Tony. They broke up with her, not her, them. The truly talented never have this problem. The talented have to do the dumping and then worry about getting stalked incessantly. Other talents will recognize this as truth. I wish I could throw out some hints here but it’s not the place. And no, it’s not THAT! I suffer from TMJ and still manage.

"MAIDEN HAIR" NOT WORKING, PALTROW

sickitten — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:37:00 GMT

From USA Today:

Happening now: Gwyneth Paltrow - who was spotted singingKilling Me Softly at a karaoke bar in Nashville last weekend - is now in Abu Dhabi for the annual Laureus Sports Awards event.-

Yeah, whatever. Gwyneth Paltrow gets it wrong again. Great goddess dress. Better posture since forever but look how she dumps it in le tiolette by sporting brassy blond hair and poorly twisted braids. Add the blah makeup job (does she do her own?)... Girlfriend needs some eyebrow game since the beginning of time. I liked her look so much better when she was emulating Grace Kelly. Paltrow can pull off the classics. Treading out into edgy water never netted her a hit. She just doesn't have a true sense of style. Never did.

JUST A DIRTY SO AND SO

sickitten — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:00:00 GMT

Nice photochop on da face

CoCo's World

Trust me, she's busted in the face

She just reminds me of Nicole Kidman. A plain looking woman who ups the ante by getting plastic surgery and trying to look like that young Swedish co-ed.

A bottle of hair bleach, some lip pencil and photochop.

Here's the latest from The Superficial. I guess she didn't realize her real face was
in the reflection...

Invest in the face, doll