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So We've Been Quoting Shakespeare All Along?
Running Like The Dickens
Our new kitten was acting up tonight and when the BBF grabbed her and then set her free-she ran like the dickens!
How fast does a dickens run? What's the top speed of a dickens?
Had to look it up on this page. Look, all the phrases, they're all there.
A lot; as in 'hurts like the dickens'.
I MISSED THE ANCESTRY SHOW B/C I COULDN'T BREATHE
Quick! Get over to Dlisted.com and get a good laugh & maybe enter your own
submission for...
The Jennifer Aniston Perfume Contest!
My faves are...Chinel No 5 and J'Alone. They're all great. Hard to pick a favorite.
SEAN PENN HAS THAT 'Shane McGowen Syndrome' GOING ON
From NYDN:
Sean Penn tells CBS' 'Sunday Morning' he wants his critics to 'die screaming of rectal cancer'
Speaking of his critics (which everyone has BTW) he retorted
"Do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah," he later told Logan. "But I'm not going to spend a lot of energy on it."
Ugly words from an ugly man. Doesn't his dear friend, Dennis Hopper have prostate
cancer? Didn't Sean name his kid after Hopper by naming his kid...Hopper? Hopper
Jack. Not exactly Jermajesty Jackson but pretty damn close.
I guess Sean Penn didn't think of all the people he would hurt from having them relive witnessing a loved one dying of cancer, screaming in pain and begging for the morphine to be upped. He also brought on a bad "chi" for himself. It's like he cursed himself. He put it out there and it may just boomerang back in Universe time. Never do this to yourself.
If he wasn't such a talented actor YOU KNOW he would be just like this British musician
named Shane McGowen.
Don't look if you have just eaten.
As he ages, Mel Gibson is starting to have the same look. As we age, our lips become thinner and our noses a little longer. Mel can't afford that.
Sean, keep the facial hair
Another pig of a man w/a big schnozz & a hole for a mouth
You know if Penn didn't get lucky by breaking into the business at such a young age he would probably be like this chav, Simon Moon, played brilliantly by Australian actor Anthony LaPaglia. You remember him as Daphne's brother on the hit sitcom Frasier.
Here's a refresher: Simon of Frasier
Most likely Penn would be working in some lowly job because he's an uneducated dick. He'd be down at a pub drinking tap beers on his free time, involved in bar fights and domestic abuse morning, noon and night.
But he's a talented man who got lucky and he's really wealthy. His relationships with women never worked out and he's almost a convicted felon for abusing Madonna.
Yes, he's that scrawny little twunt from the neighborhood bar you see stumbling home at night because nobody will let him in their car. Of course, he's a shitty tipper, to boot. Just ask the bartender at the local watering hole...
He is that guy. He's that guy who got lucky and has a lot of money and now because he is famous, we are the driver of the car that keeps going.
NAOMI CAMPBELL SAYS " I WON'T BE HELD HOSTAGE TO MY PAST"
From People Mag
Great line. Either she has a great press agent or this is sincerity spoken by a person
'from the rooms'.
Damn! I Could Have Given Gwyneth A Beat Down Yesterday
Damn, bitch was in my neighborhood yesterday. I could have laughed in person
and screamed out "You're an uneducated plainster!".
Check out the overbite on Paltrow and the bitch smirking behind her.
Of course she has to shop at the luxurious Americana. We call it the
Miracle Mile and they have a decent Brooks Brothers and Talbots there.
Benihana restaurant sits right across the street near the now extant Bonwit
Teller Dept. store in Manhasset.
GWYNETH LEFT OUT THIS...
From Goop ~
"Too much stress is one of the most common causes of sleep disorders so learning to relax is key. Many people tell me they can’t switch off their racing minds and therefore have trouble sleeping. Do some breathing exercises, restorative yoga or meditation. These will calm the mind and reduce the fears and worries that trigger the stress."
Well, here's a little sleep tip from your insomniac blogger extraordinaire:
This is the breathing exercises you do...
Put your tongue in between your teeth so that you relax your jaw. Relaxed jaw is
the key. Now deeply and slowly breathe in through your mouth and out from your nose.
Someone is 99% sure this is Gwyneth's old loft in Tribeca
I doubt it, as her other showcased homes never had nice style.
Does anyone know, for sure?
I'm sure Paltrow stays up all night wondering how it all went wrong. What it would of been like if she married Brad Pitt or the Prince of Spain. What would her children look like? Do crossed eyes come from her side of the gene pool? Is my husband cheating on me? With whom? Where would I be if my parents didn't have Hollywood connections?
Oy.
This designer finds babies a nuisance
JENNIFER ANISTON, TAKE A BOW & EXIT STAGE LEFT
Vanessa Paradis
Jennifer Aniston meet your new replacement. Starting today, you will start to finally fade away. I'm so relieved your fug mug won't be accosting my eyes via favorite gossip sites.
Yes, she does have some funky teeth but those can always be fixed with 2-3 dental appts. She doesn't have to take a sawzall to her chin or have numerous nose jobs or wear fake colored contact lenses.
Good Day Sir!
Some news rags owned by a certain someone are saying that Vanessa wants Johnny to quit that new film he's making with Angelina Jolie. Hogwash! Making her seem insecure. I'm not buying it, even though Vanessa may have a love it or leave it face (she really cleans up with makeup) I am going to bet that she thinks...
1. Angelina Jolie is crazy
2. Angelina looks masculine
3. Angelina has a huge face & head
4. Brad Pitt is a stupid chameleon
Nice nose. It ruined her, in my opinion
All of this comes down to two people. Brad Pitt Johnny Depp
Vanessa and Depp's daughter
Both are good looking actors in their 40's. One of them has eyes who say "nobody's home" and one of them has eyes that will melt steel. Actually in this whole scenario
there are really just two truly pretty people and they are Pitt and Depp. All of these
bitches (w/the exception of Paradis) are just plastic surgery jobs (including Kate Moss)
just going along for the ride.
NICE SPIN THERE, CHARLIE SHEEN'S PEOPLE
People with problems
Oh, you're gonna love this! Check out the spin Us Magazine puts on the
Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller debacle. See link ^
Exclusive: Brooke Sheen Relapsed to Drugs After Twins' Birth
Guess which one is Max. Answer on bottom
"At home with Brooke? Her 12-month-old twin sons, Bob and Max. A family friend says that Brooke's relapse to drugs began shortly after the twins' birth. Born severely underweight, young Max was hospitalized for weeks. "It was a really scary situation for a new mom -- for any new mom -- and at that point she went back to her comfort zone...she resorted to the way she handled stress in the past."
A family friend? Try the family PR rep trying to spin this into a believable story by adding some little extra "shocking" tidbits inside information so we'll buy this manure they are shoveling.
Instead of aaaaaw, it's eeeeew
This stuff might work on your grandmother or old nosy neighbor who started you on the gossip rags at an early age but this is not gonna fly with anyone under the age of 60.
This so reminds me of this story my old aunt told me about her stepson getting arrested which she claimed was over expired registration and inspection stickers on his car. First
off you get tickets for that, they don't arrest you. She said "Andy got arrested because his car's registration was expired. He was visiting a friend in Wyandanch..."
*Tires screeching on pavement* Visiting a friend in Wyandanch can only mean one thing.
You get where I'm going with this, right? Wyandanch is a poor, black town located near the border of Nassau and Suffolk counties on Long Island. It is the place where everyone goes to score rocks. If you see a white person driving through Wyandanch (named after an Indian Chief, may he rest in peace) at 1 a.m. they are there to buy drugs. Crack.
[The Montaukett tribe originally occupied this area of Long Island. In the late 1600s Chief Wyandanch
Now lots of people go to that town to get poisoned
Stats on "The 'Danch"
The old aunt thought she was covering up for Andy and she was, with the old folks, not with us kids.
So this crap that Us magazine and Sheen's PR people are pedaling is just like that aunt. We've all known of a few crack babies. We've all known a few crack heads and we all know that once you crack...you never come back. This Brooke is no different. Her baby was probably in the hospital due to her tweaking while pregnant not as the reason for her to 'relapse'. Think of one crack head you know of that has successfully stayed off of that for longer than two years. You can't because there aren't any. This drug has taken a lot of good people from us. The government needs to get on that, STAT.
Max is on the left
BTW, Andy died in a fire about 2 yrs. after his arrest. Everyone got out of the house but he was too high to escape and he accidentally started the fire. They found his body underneath a window in the basement.
