No mistaking that’s Nicole under there. Can’t miss that pointy face of hers

Nicole Kidman must be dying as she peruses the gossip board comments all over interspace.  She was hoping that the general public would be favorably comparing her to Grace Kelly.  The jig is up, my lassie.

The real deal with her German Irish parents

Kidman has spent the better part of her adult life striving to be the icy, smoldering Nordic blond.  Denying her true Celtic heritage tooth and nail.  The skin bleaching, the hair blonding and oral area enhancements are all for naught.  All of her attempts can’t erase her innate characteristics that will not prevent my mind from belting out that Irish lullaby avec vibrato and brogue no matter what makeup job she sports.

It’s no accident she’s helped cast herself as Princess Grace.  Kelly has been her image idol for a few decades now.  She’s just one of the many actresses who’ve attempted to be “the next Grace Kelly”.  We’ve all witnessed Gwyneth Paltrow have a go, attempting to pass herself off as this Hollywood icon.

It’s actually pretty ballsy and delusional on Kidman’s part to think she could pass herself off as the elegant, petite beauty who could never take a bad photo. It’s downright insulting.  One imagines the control Nicole must exhort over poisoned facial muscles to conceal the gummy grin and the manic mean glare peeking out under overly prominent, droopy upper eyelids.  Every inch of Nicole Kidman’s face has been tampered with; her nose tip, her top lip, her hairline revision to mask the high forehead and the cheek implants inserted into her upper gum line.  The skin has been bleached and we’re not even discussing the fillers and Botox.  Always surprised she never invested in wrangling in those horrid upper eyelids that make her look so mean and angry.

This is almost right up there with Lindsay Lohan trying to pass herself off as the other Hollywood icon.  Try to spot their PR people in the comments of various gossip blogs. Kidman’s camp always elicits a smug knowing smile.  They take on a more aggressive stand than the positive spin fellow gingers mostly gushing on about their freckled hero.  In fact, I’ve used Nicole Kidman as my barometer to glean other people’s physical attractiveness.  You have to first eliminate the posters who consider Kidman to be the “spokesmodel” for their type.  When these fans protest what a great beauty Nicole is (or was) they’re really just running their own hype about their freckled, redheaded selves.  Now for the others, whoever can’t discern true beauty from a botched job loses.