From the Daily Mail
Madonna’s wannabe idol Marlene Dietrich
The scene then pans over to Charlize Theron sporting every makeup
trick in the book. The cheekbones are contoured from under and atop
with pearly highlighter…a tight shot showcases her face as she gives
her best runway expression and it is such a letdown.
On paper, Theron reads as beautiful. A tasteful rhinoplasty, probably
cheek implants and a perfectly symmetrical face yet her visage is so
non-descript. Her eyes don’t grab you. She just doesn’t have that special
something. She’s reminiscent of the new Princess Charlene in that regards. Even the model extras littered throughout this corny commercial
offer us more intrigue in their faces.
Charlize Theron looking ‘meh’
Adding CGI of Princess Grace, Marlene Dietrich and Marilyn Monroe serves to remind us all that they just don’t churn ‘em out like they used to.
There are no glamorous screen legends of today and if you search the Theron archives here you’ll quickly realize that Charlize has no fashion sense to match
her lack of other worldliness.
Here’s the trying too hard Dior Ad