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DON'T YA JUST DESPISE SILLY QUEENY QUEERS?

GWYNETH'S CHILDREN ATTEND HIGH GATES PRE-PREP

SOMEONE RUSH GWYNETH PALTROW TO THE HOSPITAL!

"MAIDEN HAIR" NOT WORKING, PALTROW

WHO MIGHT THIS BE?

TWO PLAIN JANES IN A CATTY COMPETITION?

GWYNETH PALTROW SINGING "KILLING ME SOFTLY" POORLY

Figures Gwyneth Paltrow's Film Had Major Blunders

Damn! I Could Have Given Gwyneth A Beat Down Yesterday

GWYNETH LEFT OUT THIS...

Are Gwyneth's Fans American?

GWYNETH GAVE HERSELF A JOB, AS DIETRICH

OH THANK GOD, GWYNETH! LET IT BE MADONNA, PLEASE

TRACY ANDERSON HAS DUPED RYAN SEACREST?

GOOP IS TRYING TO RECOUP (THAT GYM INVESTMENT)

A REMINDER FOR GWYNETH PALTROW

IHATEGWYNETHPALTROW.COM

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EMULATE GWYNETH PALTROW?

REMEMBER, PALTROW THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA LAND A PRINCE...

GWYNETH PALTROW'S NEW COOKING VID IS FINGER LICKIN' GOOD

WANNA WORK WITH GWYNETH?

GWYNETH PALTROW'S HEAD IS STUFFED UP HER ASS

GOOD JOB GWYNETH, GOT ROOTS COLORED

I HATE GWYNETHPALTROW.COM IS SICKITTEN.COM

GWYNETH PALTROW IS WEARING MAKEUP...PLEASE!

SEE...THIS IS WHAT GWYNETH PALTROW WAS PROBABLY ALLUDING TO

A FINE HOLIDAY CADEAUX (Gift)

THE WHOLE BRAD PITT, ANGELINA JOLIE, BILLY BOB THORNTON, GWYNETH PALTROW, LAURA DERN DEBACLE

LEAVE GWYNETH ALOOOOONE!!

GWYNETH PALTROW SHOWN UP BY METH HEAD

GWYNETH PALTROW IS SO READING THIS BLOG

WE DON'T NEED KABALLAH OR ANYTHING, WE WENT TO COLLEGE

THANKS TO THE INTERNET, MOST KNOW THESE 2 AREN'T EVEN PRETTY

GWYNETH PALTROW'S LATEST FASHION/LIFE FAIL

DAY 3, GWYNETH WALKING AROUND LONDON

GWYNETH AIN'T LOOKING TOO GOOD THESE DAYS

TWO GRACE KELLY WANNA-BEES IN ONE FILM

GOOD FOR NOTHING GOOP

GWYNETH, WE'RE SO SORRY YOU DIDN'T BECOME THE PRINCESS OF SPAIN. LET IT GO.

LA PALTROW SURELY WOULD KNOW PAMPARDELLE

CHEEK IMPLANTS ARE AS COMMON AS BREAST IMPLANTS, PEOPLE

WHY CAN'T MADONNA JUST EVER BE HERSELF?

ALL THE VITAMINS IN THE WORLD ARE NOT GOING TO HELP

GWYNETHWATCH IS SO BORING THESE DAYS

GWYNETH'S & MADONNA'S TRAINER RUNS OFF WITH HEAD OF MALAWI CHARITY

TOOK THIS TEST & ENDED UP THE LOYAL FRIEND

PLEASE STOP CALLING THIS ONE 'A BEAUTY'...

GET READY TO KISS ESTEE LAUDER GOOD BYE

I FEEL GUILTY

HOW CAN GWYNETH PALTROW COME FROM SUCH A GREAT WOMAN SUCH AS BLYTHE DANNER?

OUR GWYNETH DEBUTS CLOTHING LINE

LIKE A BIG SISTER, PROTECTING THE PALTROW

SPOOF ON GOOP

AVOID BEING FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER

FISHTICKS PALTROW SMELLS

GWYNETH CALLED PHOTOGS ROACHES?

DEAR GWYNETH PALTROW, ...

GWYNFEST OF HATE

BLYTHE 'HOLLYWOOD WAS NEVER INTERESTED IN YOU' DANNER SAID WHAT?

NO MENTION OF DROPPING OUT OF THAT COLLEGE A/ONE SEMESTER, GWYNETH?

GWYNETH IS FINALLY SLIPPING US THE HARD SELL ON GOOP

GWYNETH PALTROW HAS A PERSONALITY DISORDER

KNIFING ANIMALS IS A FUN SPORT

GWYNETH'S GOOP IS GOSSIP COLUMN IN DISGUISE?

UH, GWYNETH, DO YOU MEAN TO SAY "BILLY JOEL"?

DON'T YOU WONDER WHO THE FANS ARE OF BRANGELINA, NICOLE KIDMAN & GWYNETH PALTROW?

GWYNETH PALTROW IS AS DUMB AS THE DAY IS LONG

GWYNETH PALTROW'S BLIND GOSSIP WEBSITE

GWYNETH "IMAGINE IF YOU WENT CRAZY & STARTED LOSING EVERYTHING" PALTROW

GWYNETH PALTROW, YOUR DAYS IN THE SUN ARE OVER!

GWYNETH, HIRE A GHOSTWRITER, YOU AIN'T CUTTIN' IT

GWYNETH IS A GEEKARONI

GWYNETH PALTROW JUST OOZES SEXUALITY, NOT!

COURTNEY LOVE AND GWYNETH PALTROW

SWEET BABY JESUS, GWYNETH!

GWYNETH=FAIL

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER JAW?

GWYNETH PALTROW, IT'S TIME FOR A HOSPITAL STAY

GWYNETH PALTROW LOSING ESTEE LAUDER CONTRACT

GWYNETH PALTROW'S GOOP.COM STATS

WE'RE ALL NOW MISSING BRUCE PALTROW AS MUCH AS GWYNETH IS

LET JESUS, I MEAN MK TAKE THE WHEEL

GWYNETH PALTROW, I WAS BEING A DICK!

LET'S BE ON STANDBY FOR GWYNETH

GWYNETH IS STARTING TO BORE ME TO TEARS

NICE TRY, HUSTLER!

BTW, THE ADDRESS FOR GWYNETH IS A FAKE

WHO DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE KIDDING?

DID SHE RUN 90 MPH INTO MICKEY MOUSE'S FACE?

GWYNETH PALTROW STAY OUT OF HOLLYWOOD YOU DON'T BELONG

JUST NOT A GENETICALLY GIFTED WOMAN

GWYNETH PALTROW IS NOT A HORSEFACE!

SHE SAID WHAT?

YOU CALL THIS A BLOG?

WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

SHE SURE KNOWS HOW TO PICK 'EM

GWYNETH HAS A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR ME

GWYNETH, I KNEW THEY WERE GUNNING FOR YOU

GWYNETH MARRIED A TOOL AND HAD KIDS WITH IT

NOW THIS IS A BLOG!