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SICKITTEN.COM: Category Archive for Butterfaces

GWYNETH'S CHILDREN ATTEND HIGH GATES PRE-PREP

BLAME IT ON THE ALCHYISM AND THE JEWISHY-BALD

JUST A DIRTY SO AND SO

CAROLYN BESSETTE KENNEDY'S TRIBECA LOFT

HOWARD STERN'S HORSE-FACED WIFE

YEAH, BUT DID YOU SEE MILEY'S HORSE-FACED WHITE TRASH MOTHER?

Are Gwyneth's Fans American?

BIG FACED UMA THURMAN & NICOLE KIDMAN'S CONTRACT DETAILS

I FEEL A DEEP LOVE COMING ON

PLEASE! NO I CAN'T. NOT AGAIN...

JOHN MEYER'S PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DIGS AT JENNIFER ANISTON

JENNIFER ANISTON'S DESIGNER DEBACLE!

VINCE VAUGHN NOT COMPROMISING HIS GENE POOL W/THE LIKES OF JEN ANISTON FUG

ANOTHER CASE OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT COLORING/STYLE & NOT BONE STRUCTURE

...AND SHE STILL ISN'T BEAUTIFUL

MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LUST

THE NUTCRACKER: A TIGER WOODS HOLIDAY TALE

BUTTERFACE HAD A BOY

THANKS TO THE INTERNET, MOST KNOW THESE 2 AREN'T EVEN PRETTY

JENNIFER ANISTON'S DAMAGED HAIR GIVEAWAY

HEY BUTTERFACE, IT'S CALLED BLENDING!

NOAH CYRUS IS GIVING US NIGHTMARES

GOT A FACE AS BIG AS A JACK-O-LANTERN? BECOME A UN GOODWILL AMBASSADOR

CAN WE ALL AGREE TO DO THIS SPELL ON 'SPEIDI'?

THERE IS A WEBSITE DOCUMENTING UGLY CELEBRITIES ET AL.

I'D PUT HER IN THE DEVITO/PERLMAN TERRITORY. RON OR RHEA.

SHE WAS A 'MODEL', ALRIGHT

THERE'S HEALTHY SELF-LOVE BUT THIS IS DOWNRIGHT DELUSIONAL