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SICKITTEN.COM: Category Archive for Angelina Jolie

I MISSED THE ANCESTRY SHOW B/C I COULDN'T BREATHE

JENNIFER ANISTON, TAKE A BOW & EXIT STAGE LEFT

WAS CHARLIE SHEEN'S WIFE TWEAKING WHILE PREGNANT?

You Will NEVER View MADONNA The Same ONCE YOU KNOW THIS

SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT WITH BRANGELINA'S TWINS

IS ANGELINA PULLING A PR STUNT WITH HER DAD? FIND OUT AT THE BRANGELOONIE BASHING BASH. YOU'RE INVITED!

BRANGELINA TWINS LOOK NORMAL HERE

BRANGELINA IS NOT FOOLING ANYONE WHO HAS A HEAD

WHO HERE SHOULD BE INSULTED?

WHEN MADONNA HAS A WILL, THERE WILL BE A WAY

...AND SHE STILL ISN'T BEAUTIFUL

THE WHOLE BRAD PITT, ANGELINA JOLIE, BILLY BOB THORNTON, GWYNETH PALTROW, LAURA DERN DEBACLE

ANGELINA JOLIE'S WHOLE FACE IS PLASTIC

ANGELOONIES ON THE GENEALOGICAL FORUMS, EVEN

DO SOME STILL THINK ANGELINA JOLIE IS SO BEAUTIFUL?

I MENTIONED BRANGELOONIE'S NEW HEADQUARTERS LAST WEEK

BRANGELOONIE HEADQUARTERS HAS MOVED TO US.COM

THEY FORGOT TO PHOTOSHOP ANGELINA JOLIE'S ARMS

TRULY UGLY CELEBRITIES AND WHAT THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE

BRANGELINA SPLIT OVER THE TWINS' DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITIES

CHEEK IMPLANTS ARE AS COMMON AS BREAST IMPLANTS, PEOPLE

GOT A FACE AS BIG AS A JACK-O-LANTERN? BECOME A UN GOODWILL AMBASSADOR

POP THE POPCORN* BREAK OUT THE MIKE'N'IKE, IT'S THE BRANGELOONIE WAR OF OCTOBER 2009