Monthly Archives: June 2012

Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron Overshadowed By Grace Kelly In Dior Ad

From the Daily Mail

Madonna’s wannabe idol Marlene Dietrich
The scene then pans over to Charlize Theron sporting every makeup
trick in the book.  The cheekbones are contoured from under and atop
with pearly highlighter…a tight shot showcases her face as she gives
her best runway expression and it is such a letdown.
On paper, Theron reads as beautiful.  A tasteful rhinoplasty, probably
cheek implants and a perfectly symmetrical face yet her visage is so
non-descript.  Her eyes don’t grab you.  She just doesn’t have that special
something.  She’s reminiscent of the new Princess Charlene in that regards.  Even the model extras littered throughout this corny commercial
offer us more intrigue in their faces.
Charlize Theron looking ‘meh’
Adding CGI of Princess Grace, Marlene Dietrich and Marilyn Monroe serves to remind us all that they just don’t churn ‘em out like they used to.
There are no glamorous screen legends of today and if you search the Theron archives here you’ll quickly realize that Charlize has no fashion sense to match
her lack of other worldliness.
Here’s the trying too hard Dior Ad
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The Problem With Jenny McCarthy

The styling is ALL wrong

This cover drew attention to her long, horsey face.  Everything is wrong here.  Being her face is so long and thin, stylists need to draw attention away from her flaws.  The yellowish, unicolor blond doesn’t work.  Pale blond hair can only be pulled off by a symmetrical, tight facade.  To break up the long face it needs to be shot with the chin up, not dead on as it is here.  The industry trick of using chunky earrings to break up the acerage of the face isn’t employed here.  The long Veronica Lake stylized hair only draws the eye downward.  A pale mouth can deceive the eye into overlooking the prominent chin.  Instead, the darkish lip color draws a comparison to that Madame puppet.  Whoever is responsible for this shoot needs to be fired.  All this issue proves is that Playboy is run by a bunch of amateurs and has run its course as a former American institution.

We can also learn the pitfalls of crafting a celebrity image from Jenny herself.  Never go on the Howard Stern show and offer too much information.  Throughout the years she’s committed career suicide by leaving nothing to the imagination.  No mystery and trying too hard is a turn off to men.  She went on and on about her blowjob prowess in that recent Stern interview.  Of course, Howard encouraged her to spill all.  That’s not how you handle Howard.  Instead, you tell him that you’ve learned all of your secrets from close gay male confidantes and leave it at that. See how that’s done?

Hear Quivers Cringing For McCarthy

Not going to go into her lackluster midwestern, uneducated blue collar beginnings or her betrayal of her son here.  Just want to point out and hold Jenny up as the example of what not to do when crafting an image for yourself.

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They’re Making Pearls In Tennessee

 

Yup. Diving for them in the Tennessee and Ohio Rivers.  You can even take a tour of a fresh water pearl farm set up with the much coveted indigenous American mussel. Globally for centuries, many a diver met a gruesome, horrifying death while diving for pearls. Many Japanese women.

Japanese Pearl Diver

Wiki exposes the hard truth in this risky business

In order to find enough pearl oysters, free-divers were often forced to descend to depths of over 100 feet on a single breath, exposing them to the dangers of hostile creatures, waves, and drowning, often as a result of shallow water blackout on resurfacing.

In Asia…divers had to go 40 feet (12 meters) or even up to 125 feet (40 meters) deep to find enough pearl oysters, and these deep dives were extremely hazardous to the divers. In the 19th century, divers in Asia had only very basic forms of technology to aid their survival at such depths.

This stuff has been going on for centuries. Remember reading how Spain pillaged the pearl industry back in the colonial days.

Tennessee River Pearls

In a similar manner as in Asia, Native Americans harvested freshwater pearls from lakes and rivers like the Ohio, Tennessee, and Mississippi, while others successfully retrieved marine pearls from the Caribbean and waters along the coasts of Central and South America.

In the time of colonial slavery in northern South America (off the northern coasts of modern Colombia and Venezuela), a unique occupation amongst slaves was that of a pearl diver. A diver’s career was often short-lived because the waters being searched were known to be shark-infested, resulting in frequent attacks on divers. However, a slave who discovered an extra-large pearl could sometimes purchase his freedom.

Nowadays, they really ramp up the cultured pearls with many ‘irritants’,  nucleaters producing abundant harvest for each mussel.  You have to see how huge these mussels are.  Some pearls are still just scavenged from the wild in these parts if this source can be believed

Pearl diving in the Ohio and Tennessee rivers of the United States still exists today. These pearls are called natural pearls, because they are created by nature alone, and are not cultivated by humans. Their shapes are uniquely baroque[citation needed]. Fewer than 1% are found in the classic round shape. They are very rare and are considered collector’s items.

This source discusses the discovery of gorgeous silver pink pearls found in the Ohio River over a century ago.  It was like a gold rush.

Queen Pearl found in Jersey

A large portion of this collection of Ohio river pearls was exhibited in the American section of the Paris Exposition of 1889, and was awarded a gold medal. A pink pearl of eight grains was admired by all who saw it; by reflected light this had the color and translucency of a drop of molten silver.

Many of the pink Ohio river pearls found in the Little Miami and its tributaries were of the most beautiful rose-petal pink; pearls of this peculiar color have never been found in any other waters.