CHARLIZE THERON, SO CLOSE BUT STILL NO CIGAR

Charlize (pronounced Charl-eece)
When Charlize Theron first busted onto the scene...I had hope.
This one was gonna bring the retro-glamor.

Don't Even Bother
The main problem I've had with her is that she was a victim of a bad nose job.
The doc made it a little too small for her face (see Kiera Knightwhatever)
Also, even though her face is somewhat symmetrical, she's lacking the cheekbones and the 'special shaped' eyes.
The nose job just made her face seem fat and blah. Besides that, she's just always been a victim of poor style.
See: http://sickitten.com/2008/11/18/one-of-the-reasons-charlize-theron-will-never-have-it.aspx
Don't get me wrong, I love Charlize's personality and weed smoking. Love it! I can't blame her since her dad was a violent alcoholic who got shot to death by her mom. Yes, weed is the way, people. I'm just disappointed in her choice of fashion and for kinda looking like that white trash waif kid who came from the foster homes. Sorry. Oh great legend in the making, where are you? You are the stay-at-home Mom living somewhere in the world who just happens to read this website.




She needs to fire her gay.
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