GWYNETH'S GOT stuGOTZ
Listen up, ya mooks, Gwyneth has f'd it up again. Madonna Mia!
What the hell is friggin' wrong with this Bacciagaloop?
Here's Gwyneth looking like a complete STUNAD in that ill-fitting dress
Facia-Bruta showed up at the opening of a hotel in Miami looking like a
complete Mamaluke. Her trainer is trying to lift up those cannolis with
special excercise but it won't work on Gwyneth. She really could use a
small breast implant if she isn't planning on having any more bambinos.
She's always had the bod of someone who is always feeling a lil' mooshadd.
Her best bet is really to ride a bicycle because the resistance of holding
the handlebars builds tone arms and chest muscles and allows you to see
the interior decor of your neighbors.
What she really needs is this. Every woman should invest in one of these-
Yo, we're not even talkin' $30 here. It has a low cut back, interchangeable
bra straps and pockets with removable padding. Ya can't go wrong, Compare!
Let me tell ya, I'm a 36 C/D and I looked the picture of elegance in a navy
blue, Calvin Klein halter gown last season. I just looked so 'put-together'.
So the next time Goomba Gwynnie tries to give ya the fashion advice on
the GOOmbPa site she's delusionally running, just remember this disgratiata
of a getup. Take your hand and flip it under your chin in an outward motion
and tell her, "FA NABOLA!"
Hello. What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire.
I am from Uzbekistan and too bad know English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Full name - airline ticket online only here."
Thanks :-). Modesta.
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If you have strap slippage problems, there are a couple of things you can do. The first is obvious - adjust the straps! Sometimes, you can buy an "ender bra". What is an ender bra? It is bra that you try on with the adjustments already set at one end or the other of the available choices. When you go to adjust anything, you find that it is impossible because you are already using the last possible adjustment. Watch out for ender bras!
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The dress is so beautiful but it doesn't look good on her :)
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Keep it up, your writing is always a joy to read that I even told my friends. Simply loving this!
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Desire, desire, desire.
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Some celebs think their eccentric status allows them to try some more daring outfits. I don't like this outfit on Gwyneth, she just don't have it.
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If you have strap slippage problems, there are a couple of things you can do. The first is obvious - adjust the straps! Sometimes, you can buy an "ender bra".
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I came here from another blog and liked it so much that I have told my friends to read this, too.
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Very nice post. I dont like the outfit lol she looks great though
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