GWYNETH, COPY HER EYEBROWS!
Sure, she emulates Madonna by marrying a Brit, working out, etc.
Since Gwyn never gets anything just quite right, she forgot the
most important improvement you can make on a face minus cosmetic
procedures: EYEBROWS
Here's Gwyn's image morphed with Madonna's


I add a morph with Brooke Shields on the right, just to get my point across
Even morphing Gwyneth with Sarah Jessica Parker is an improvement (right?,
I know!) because of the essential importance of a nicely defined brow...
The defense rests, your honor
Since Gwyn never gets anything just quite right, she forgot the
most important improvement you can make on a face minus cosmetic
procedures: EYEBROWS
Here's Gwyn's image morphed with Madonna's


I add a morph with Brooke Shields on the right, just to get my point across
Even morphing Gwyneth with Sarah Jessica Parker is an improvement (right?,
I know!) because of the essential importance of a nicely defined brow...

The defense rests, your honor

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