Watch this reality show clip and see how reality show gimmicks have gone too far.

 The Soup Blog:
 

That is cold

Here's the bigger picture


Notice his hands in pockets

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Boy, Brad is really done with her.  He barely disguises his disdain for Jolie.  It makes her come across as desperate.  He always dumps his women after he uses them for a few years.  He hooks them in at first.  Everyone always points to Angelina as the cunning seductress but this is really Brad's M.O.  Notice how he is always the one doing the dumping after he assures that the women are addicted to the attention and adulation of being his significant other.  Then he devastates them with abandonment after he's used them for all they were worth.  On to his next payout.  Who will that be?


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Remember my research for Lindsay Lohan?  Well, I kind of went even more into it.  Sometimes in my little plant obsession can come a good thing.  Like I found out that Ephedra isn't some made up stimulant concocted in a lab but a plant that is a stimulant itself.


Ephedra

To make it a short story, there are tons of plants legally available around the globe to get you high.

Here's one from BouncingBearBotanicals ~



Kratom

Kratom (Mitragyna species) is a medicinal leaf harvested from a large tree native to Southeast Asia. It is in the same family as the coffee tree.  Although using Kratom has been common throughout its native range of Southeast Asia, this amazing plant has remained virtually unknown outside of that area until the last few years.     The leaves of Kratom have been used as an herbal drug from time immemorial by peoples of Southeast Asia. Mitragyna species is used in folk medicine as a stimulant at low doses, sedative at high doses, pain killer, anti-diarrheal medicine and in the treatment of opiate addiction.

You can grow your own Opium by buying the seeds online or buying the seed heads from craft stores or as one site claims you can start your own Opium poppies from the supermarket spice aisle.  They grind up the seed heads and make Opium Tea with it.  It isn't the laborious task the governments want you to think it is.  Heroin poppies will grow in almost anyone's garden.  The truth is...there are lots of people growing these poppies and experiencing an opiate high without having to go through the whole process of making heroin.


Opium Poppy

I won't link to all of the astonishing things I have found online but it is amazing how wacked out you can become legally with plants all around us.  I think private citizens should apply to the governments to produce drugs like morphine, etc.  What could be worse than actual alcohol?  Citizens should have victory gardens everywhere for a little income.  Maybe not if you think of thieves and how they'd ruin it for everyone.  There's your answer to why the government does what they do, because they know...

This is just the start of the whole phony Angelina Jolie house of cards collapsing. It's open season and those Brangeloonies won't be able to type fast enough to defend The Brange like they used to.  I'm gonna go looking for Loves Angelina and Passing Through of Just Jared, infamous Brangeloonies, to see their spin on things...


Images courtesy of FF

Bid farewell to this crock of an image~



Please alert me if you come across a zany Brangeloonie comment.  Post it in the comments.

Happier Days


The link below links to the uncensored shots.  You can see she is sleeping.  Lindsay Lohan was right.  "Mbloh" is shopping these pics around and TMZ has the story about how Kate hired a lawyer to get him to stop.  These images won't be available for too long.

Kate is only 27 years old.  Surprising.  It's time for her to start biking.  I've started again just to tighten up my pecs because I never want my breasts to look like this but have a shoulder injury so I can't really use weights to tighten up.  If only the heat and humidity would ease up...

From Kikster:

Wrong Hair

One thing that Angelina Jolie doesn't have that a true movie star always has is a sense of style.  It is very rare to ever catch her sporting something that you feel you must have. 

 

See?

One could place Charlize Theron in this category but at least she scores with an appropriate hair do.


See?

Here's the latest doozy from all places, Japan.  She should have thought to ask MJP what he thought of this fashion faux pas.


A Big F A T Fail


In Russia as the Customer Service Rep In The Next Cubicle


The Hair Is All Wrong

    
Paris Hilton Wasted
Recently in St. Tropez

She must have died of shame when these photos were splashed all over the pages of newsrags the following days. Images of a thirty year old (probably alcoholic) good-for-nothing flashing her crotch all over Europe.  You know that nude colored panty was so intentional just to get some double takes from passerby. 





For kicks, check her photoshopped, best angle ever Twitter pic




Actually, I think this is her way of spiting Lindsay Lohan .  It's like "Look Lindsay, I can still party and get super drunk and high but you just can't"  I can totally see her doing it.  Lindsay would love to be in St. Tropez or anywhere else other than where she is now..

Courtney Sans maquillage



That Dr. Tony is really taking it to the next level.  He was holding back before [see archives] but now there is no stopping him.

Courtney Cox, 45

In 1996 (left) and 2009

This cougar has done everything she can to stay looking young. Courtney Cox is clearly “Friends” with a plastic surgeon. In addition to possible chemical peels like the Obagi Blue Peel, she also appears to have had her lips plumped up, likely with a filler such as Juvederm. Her cheeks also appear a bit fuller, which could be due to fat grafting or Sculptra injections. Her skin is so smooth and flawless, I bet she’s received millions to try the skin care product she represents, Kinerase. Finally, in my opinion, her forehead exhibits the smoothness that only Botox or Dysport can provide-

Dr. Tony Youn

While Dr. Tony's working for the See How Stars Are Aging  pharmaceutical companies I'm gonna stick with you and wonder what it would have been like if Courtney married Brad Pitt instead...

From Awful Plastic Surgery

Oksana Grigorieva is an odd looking chick. Her face is a mish mash of awful plastic surgery. Lip augmented. Check. Rhinoplasty. Check. Cheek Implants. Check. Browlift. Check. Like most plastic surgery disasters, there was nothing wrong with her ‘before’ appearance. Hollywood is a bad place, huh?-

Just like Octomom, she should have just left well enough alone.  So she didn't just get her jugs augmented but her whole face- looks jacked.

I really don't need it, just yet.  I may need it after my 3 days on Fire Island is coming up.  I bought it because I like the way it smells.  It smells like coconut oil or something Palmer's Cocoa Butter.  It smells Hawaiian Tropic-esque.



Fragrances for me were always about the exotic.  Mostly food flavors sometimes with a little musk thrown in.  I used to manufacture glycerin soap in triangle shapes.  My best sellers were Rain, Vanilla, Light Musk, Violet and Mimosa.  I concocted a Vanilla Musk that was to die for.  It was like that Egyptian Musk oil and incense sold all over Manhattan street corners back in the 90's.  Even Carolyn Besette Kennedy was a fan.  Mine had the dark Vanilla note.  It just did.  Trying to color the vanilla infused soap blue was difficult as is had an adamant yellow coloring.  I could bring it up to a blue-green.  Aegean blue-green.  A true product whore produces product at some point.




I still can't help but just inhale a jar of Noxema or original Pond's to have those clean white-washed memories come flooding back.On my next run, I'm making soap to smell like Hawaiian Tropic, Noxema and original Pond's.  I just am.