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SOMEONE RUSH GWYNETH PALTROW TO THE HOSPITAL!
OMG! She used this little shopping trip to the Miracle Mile as a blog post...
Let me explain where we are coming from. First, see this
http://sickitten.com/2010/03/04/damn-i-could-have-given-gwyneth-a-beat-down-yesterday.aspx
The Americana shopping center is located on Long Island's Gold Coast
in Nassau County North Shore Long Island. It's filthy fucking rich. Filthy!
It was developed for 'rich bitches' so they didn't have to schlepp all the way
into Manhattan's 5th Ave boutiques. I even worked there one holiday season
at the now defunct B.Altman dept. store which took up the west end.
This delusional bitch is aiming you at a store that is way beyond anyone's means.
Being a former jeweler, I know the mark up and you have to place a phone call
to get the price of some jewelry at Hirshleifer's.
She writes...
I just indulged in a teeny bit of spring shopping (ah, the joy that spring could be around the corner!) and I think I may have found the best store EVER...It’s called Hirshleifer’s and it’s in Manhasset, Long Island of all places, and it’s been a Long Island girls’ secret for far too long. The girls at this family owned shop are incredible buyers and stylists — everything from Chanel to Boy, Brunello Cucinelli to Acne. It is so worth a trip out there, I can’t even tell you. If not, you can visit their online shop from wherever you may be. They have an exceptionally good menswear selection too.-
Gwyneth Paltrow, listen to me. You need to start shopping at a place along the same
road of 25A, a little to the east and located in Brookville/Greenvale. That place is known as Long Island University, C.W Post campus. It's a great #'s crunching school (accountant/finance majors). Classes in economics and even equestrian shit. On the
former estate of Marjorie Merriweather Post and it boasts a gorgeous tudor style mansion.
Man, it's true. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
You know her husband despises her
You just know she's getting a cut off of the sales. She doesn't do anything unless there's something in it for her.
NO DICE, JESSICA SIMPSON, AT LEAST NOT WITH THE SEXUALLY GIFTED
Check out this vid from the Letterman show...
Jessica Simpson Going Along With The Lies Aimed At Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Simpson looks great! Now with that out of the way...
Nobody who is sexy themselves will buy she’s good in the sack. You can always tell by someone’s mannerisms. That whole John Meyer interview was aimed at hurting Jennifer Aniston. He singled out Jessica to apply the back handed compliments and she KNOWS IT. Telling you now, if everything about him selling stuff to still be able to screw her was true, he’d never leave her. Neither would Tony. They broke up with her, not her, them. The truly talented never have this problem. The talented have to do the dumping and then worry about getting stalked incessantly. Other talents will recognize this as truth. I wish I could throw out some hints here but it’s not the place. And no, it’s not THAT! I suffer from TMJ and still manage.
"MAIDEN HAIR" NOT WORKING, PALTROW
From USA Today:
Happening now: Gwyneth Paltrow - who was spotted singingKilling Me Softly at a karaoke bar in Nashville last weekend - is now in Abu Dhabi for the annual Laureus Sports Awards event.-
Yeah, whatever. Gwyneth Paltrow gets it wrong again. Great goddess dress. Better posture since forever but look how she dumps it in le tiolette by sporting brassy blond hair and poorly twisted braids. Add the blah makeup job (does she do her own?)... Girlfriend needs some eyebrow game since the beginning of time. I liked her look so much better when she was emulating Grace Kelly. Paltrow can pull off the classics. Treading out into edgy water never netted her a hit. She just doesn't have a true sense of style. Never did.
JUST A DIRTY SO AND SO
Nice photochop on da face
CoCo's World
Trust me, she's busted in the face
She just reminds me of Nicole Kidman. A plain looking woman who ups the ante by getting plastic surgery and trying to look like that young Swedish co-ed.
A bottle of hair bleach, some lip pencil and photochop.
Here's the latest from The Superficial. I guess she didn't realize her real face was
in the reflection...
Invest in the face, doll
CAROLYN BESSETTE KENNEDY'S TRIBECA LOFT
Wow, I just posted a photo of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy's eyebrow situation and I've been inundated with comments from crazies. I've only posted one comment but all you have to do is look back a few years on this site and see the same crazies posting comments. Of course, I hope it's a drunken Kennedy. Who else could be so invested?
Well, as we know, there are a few blogs dedicated to her. See here.
Here is yet another blog dedicated to Carolyn with some juicy real estate specs...
Carolyn Blog
Here's the layout~
Here's a pic with the skylights and all
Carolyn with John's nanny and cook
What...are you surprised that Carolyn didn't have a hobby and passion
for cooking?
You just know if she were with us today that she would be all over MAKEUP FOR EVER
brand. She just rolled like that.
Not to be too maudlin but have you seen FindaDeath?
Lauren & Carolyn
"Findadeath.com friend Tara Akinlose sends us this info: "I heard a different story about them on a message board I frequent. A woman who went to a wedding on Martha's Vineyard a few weeks after the crash, posted something she heard from another wedding guest who happened to be part of the recovery team. She said that they didn't find 3 bodies, but only two: John and Carolyn, but no Lauren. Furthermore, Carolyn was cut off from the hips down.
I believe this story because all three were cremated and buried at sea, not a normal Kennedy tradition. I'm sure I was not the only one surprised at that. I think the burial at sea was definitely because they didn't find Lauren, and wanted to have a ceremony for her, but without causing a lot of publicity."-
At that point, JFK Jr. wasn't even living with Carolyn. He was holed up at The Stanhope and they were attending the wedding of Rory out of family obligation.
Here come the crazies...
HOWARD STERN'S HORSE-FACED WIFE
What facial acreage
Get out the feed bag
Not One To Talk
Wow. Just wow. Howard Stern is going off on someone else's looks. You know, Howard thinks he's in the Winner's Circle with his current wife.But he's not and he never will be because a true beauty will seek out a decent looking man to spawn with, just to insure some decent looking kids.
Sorry, but his wife literally has a HORSE FACE. All symmetrical and all but a big gigantic HORSE FACE.
Just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-linging...
A bleached blond dye bag with a huge face
Come on, you've all known butterfaces like this.
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride w/this bitch pulling the sled.
WHO MIGHT THIS BE?
Here's the http://jezebel.com/5489363/snow-patrol
I'm too busy. On O/T getting time and a half at the Devil's Workshop
ROBERT DENIRO IS ONLY 1/4 ITALIAN...WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!
Gorgeous, getting better with age
The American actor is famous for starring in the films, Once Upon a Time in America and Good Fellas, among many others. Despite starring in numerous films as an American Italian character, De Niro is only a quarter Italian.
His father was of Italian and Irish descent while his mother was of German, French and Dutch descent.
In a repost on this site, check out everyone here at
EthnicCelebs.com
If you look, you'll see that Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton might just have the equal amount of Italian blood as Deniro. While Deniro is touting it, these youngsters are trying to hide it.
Al Pacino will, in the end, save us all.
De Niro means = In Latin, what?
YEAH, BUT DID YOU SEE MILEY'S HORSE-FACED WHITE TRASH MOTHER?
She Put This Out
SJP, please stop tryin'. Good Looking People The World Over Are Tired
These comments are gold...
Why are the eyes on Trish Cyrus the Vyrus so close together? Is this another gift of inbreeding? Like Shitney Spears eyes being so far apart. Weird shit here.
One of the many reasons Mama Cyrus looks so bad, imo, is the unnatural and ridiculous combination of weathered, leathery, dry, orangey, wrinkley old skin, the Pepto-Bismol pink lip gloss, the heavyhanded eye makeup, the frazzled, dry, frizzy, overly bleached hair, all juxtaposed against thoseOBVIOUSLY PHONY, GLOW IN THE DARK BLINDINGLY WHITE TEETH (VENEERS) SHE'S GOT IN HER MOUTH!
It's like putting a sparkly, shiny, fancy new white doorknob on a a weatherbeaten, old, parched, crumbling outhouse door to "make it look
Infatuated -- oh, there's some inbreeding going on in that Cyrus family. And you're totally right about Britney's FAS far-apart cow eyes.
Is Miley wearing a bra with a dress attached...what is that?
CHARLIZE THERON, SO CLOSE BUT STILL NO CIGAR
Charlize (pronounced Charl-eece)
When Charlize Theron first busted onto the scene...I had hope.
This one was gonna bring the retro-glamor.
Don't Even Bother
The main problem I've had with her is that she was a victim of a bad nose job.
The doc made it a little too small for her face (see Kiera Knightwhatever)
Also, even though her face is somewhat symmetrical, she's lacking the cheekbones and the 'special shaped' eyes.
The nose job just made her face seem fat and blah. Besides that, she's just always been a victim of poor style.
See: http://sickitten.com/2008/11/18/one-of-the-reasons-charlize-theron-will-never-have-it.aspx
Don't get me wrong, I love Charlize's personality and weed smoking. Love it! I can't blame her since her dad was a violent alcoholic who got shot to death by her mom. Yes, weed is the way, people. I'm just disappointed in her choice of fashion and for kinda looking like that white trash waif kid who came from the foster homes. Sorry. Oh great legend in the making, where are you? You are the stay-at-home Mom living somewhere in the world who just happens to read this website.
